These Festive New Year's Instagram Captions Will Get You All the Likes in 2024 (2024)

Ringing in the New Year comes with ample opportunities for a Kodak moment. Whether this year you’re deciding to host a New Year’s Eve bash, take a trip to see the ball drop or are planning to spend the night inside with your family playing tons of games and eating good luck foods, we’re sure you’ll want to capture the memories and share them to your Instagram. When the time comes for you to post your epic selfies and group photos, be prepared with our list of cute, funny and clever New Year's captions to pair with them.

Here, you’ll find a combination of inspiring quotes, happy wishes and the perfect phrases to go with snapshots of your epic New Year’s toast, a midnight kiss with your boyfriend or any other Instagram-worthy moment from December 31 and January 1. You can also count on a few festive jokes to help you welcome 2024 with laughter. Regardless of how you celebrate, you can count on this list for all of your caption needs.

Funny New Year's Instagram Captions

• Glitter is the only option.
• New year. Overdue.
• See you next year.
• *Sponge Bob voice* 365 days later…
• *Clink Clink*
• But first, we toast.
• 9 p.m. is the new midnight.
• Time to change out of my sweatpants and into my party pants.
• Sometimes all we need is a fresh start. And champagne. Lots of champagne.
• "Thank U, Next." — Me to 2023
• New year, same me.
• Just here for the champagne.
• Expecting a clever caption? That was so last year.
• 365 new days. 365 new excuses.
• May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions.
• I'm still the same person I was last year — now I'm just hungover.
• I can’t believe it's been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
• Save water, drink champagne.
• I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
• I would lose weight for my New Year's resolution, but I hate losing.
• My Spotify aura is glittery.
• They say goodbyes are hard but saying bye to 2023 is easy.
• My New Year's resolution is to not have one.
• 2023? I don't know her.
• Just like SpongeBob I'm ready... for 2024.
• My Spotify wrapped knows me better than I know myself.
• "Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right."—Mark Twain
• "Start the day with a smile and finish it with champagne." —Unknown
• "My vibe right now is just living life."—Kourtney Kardashian
• "Come quickly, I am tasting the stars."—Dom Pérignon
• "You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time." —Charlie Brown, Happy New Year, Charlie Brown
• I thought I got lost on New Year's Eve, but then I found the Auld Lang sign.

Cute New Year's Instagram Captions

• Cheers to 2024.
• Raise your glass!
• Looking back on 2023 and feeling grateful.
• Tootles 2023!
• I’m ready for you, 2024.
• Walking in a confetti wonderland.
• Any excuse to wear sequins!
• Taking applications for my New Year’s kiss.
• All that glitters is ... on my dress.
• The best endings always have confetti.
• Less bitter, more glitter.
• But first, champagne.
• Just here to find my Troy Bolton.
• I’m ready for midnight kisses that lead to New Year's wishes.
• Sparkling into the new year like …
• Pop, fizz, clink.
• Glitter is my signature color.
• Smile, there's champagne!
• Out with the old, in with the new.
• Bring on the bubbly!
• Walking into 2024 like ...
• My Spotify aura is glittery.
• Money won't solve my problems, but a glass of champagne would.
• Glitter is a part of my 2024 rebrand.
• Glitter power! Or whatever the Spice Girls said...
• All that glitters isn't gold, but at least it's still cute.
• Just like Jill Scott I am living my life like it's golden.
• "I'm wearing the hat. Where's the party?" —Michelle Tanner, Full House
• "I want your midnights, but I'll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year's Day." — Taylor Swift, "New Year's Day"

Clever New Year's Instagram Captions

• Did you expect a clever caption? That’s so last year.
  
• 2023 really dropped the ball this past year.
• Cheers to making pour decisions tonight!
• The new year will be here in a Prosecco.
• You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
• 2023, you're toast.
• A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
• I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all year.
• New Year's Eve is the only time I have a bubbly personality.
• My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full ... With either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
• Let’s celebrate New Year’s Eve by making many pour decisions.
• Every New Year's Eve, I look forward to a good show at Times Square ... and year after year, they drop the ball.
• My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.
• My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.
• What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve? He got 12 months!
• Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year's Eve? Because 9, 8, 7 ...

Inspirational New Year's Instagram Captions

• Let the next adventure begin.
• The first day sets the tone for the entire year. Here’s how I’m starting mine:
• New year, new beginnings.
• 2024 will be my year.
  
• 12 new chapters, 365 new chances.
• The best time for new beginnings is now.
• May your New Year sparkle brighter than the Times Square ball.
• Here’s to 12 new chapters!
• What’s coming is better than what’s going.
• Page 1 of 365.
• New year. New feels. New chances. Same dreams.
• New year. Same me. Bigger Goals.
• New Year. New Goals. Same Drive.
• The New Year is about moving forward not forgetting.
• Appreciative of the lessons 2023 brought and the growth 2024 will show.
• “With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.” —Eleanor Roosevelt
• “No matter how hard the past is, you can always begin again.” — Jack Kornfield
• "Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right." —Oprah Winfrey
• “For last year's words belong to last year's language. And next year's words await another voice.” —T.S. Eliot
• "Today is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten." —Natasha Bedingfield, "Unwritten"
• "There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.” —C.S. Lewis
• "Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one." —Brad Paisley
  
• "Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year." —Ralph Waldo Emerson
• "Don't go through life, grow through life." —Eric Butterworth
• “Every day is a new opportunity to begin again. Every day is your birthday.”—Dalai Lama
• “You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way!”—Dr. Seuss
• "Every day is a new day, and you'll never be able to find happiness if you don't move on."—Carrie Underwood
  
• "We do not remember days, we remember moments"— Cesare Pavese
• “Life is a progress, and not a station.”—Ralph Waldo Emerson
• "The best is yet to come." —Frank Sinatra